dawn

I’m gonna fuckin snuggle you to death!

Then,Imma rub your fuckin shoulders.

Then imma listen to your day.

Then imma feed the cats and clean the litterbox.

Then imma take you to your favorite restaurant, and imma make a playlist of your favorite music,for the ride.

Then imma pull your chair out for you.

Then I’m going to actively listen whilst maintaining easy eye contact.

Then I’m going to pick up the check.

Then I’m going to drive you home. Mellow. No road rage or aggression on the pavement.

Then imma turn on a heating pad for you.

Then imma get you an ice cold cider from the fridge.

Then imma hand you your controller 🎮

Then you’ll hear the PlayStation beep…

Then… we’ll begin…

Because that’s what real foreplay looks like 😘