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🤔🤔🤔

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I think the ultimate characteristic you want out of a shit is “hang time”

I want a shit that falls like the bad guy in Die Hard.

This of course means shitting from a great height,and that’s where things get complicated .

The dream is to shit off of a skyscraper,or a radio tower, maybe a crane..

You want it to fall for a really long time

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noveltycrusade

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