I’ll poke you in the eyes with my thumbs, then I’ll wrap you in a blanket and take you to a Lasik eye center. You’ll actually improve your eyesight and I’ll nurse you through your recovery.. when you’re all better and you have 20/20 vision, then I’ll poke you in the f****** eyes again
Why can’t a bridge collapse on my way to work?
What the f*** is up with God?
Dude is either not paying attention or just doesn’t care about you.
Who doesn’t submit?
Who has a spiritual phallus inside of their rectum, and still continues?
Mush.
Moosh.
Why is we?
Why is we here?
We give so much.lol
Suck my dick.
The world doesn’t need your opinion on Baltimore.
Nobody can make me quit , not even synthetic opiates.
I’m so bored, so unnaturally bored. I bet I can put my face through this computer monitor. I bet I can psychologically entrap my coworkers. I bet I could smash a coffee pot on their face, I bet I can find a time machine, yank them back in time until that barge was just about to hit the bridge, and then I’ll strap them to the bridge pylon. We’ll get them smushed real good
dawn 