dawn

You can shake off the bullshit.

If you do it before noon? I call it A win..

Sooo.

You wake up at 6, you’re back in reality by 10.

That’s only 4 hours of misanthropy.

Problem is,,, if you vent within those 4 hours, then that’s what you are.

How you’re perceived.

Timing, motherfucker.

Get that timing right.

Or forever be a bitch.

4 hours Ain’t much.

Small potatoes.

Maybe just the South.

Maybe you could burn down just the South and let the rest of the world go.

Or maybe you could find a way to keep the South from breeding 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Yeah.

I’d settle for that.

Did you hear that King Kong had diarrhea?

It’s all over town.

Sometimes I wish I had an identical twin brother, one that was completely unknown.

And I wish he would stalk me down and kill me, then do something useful with this face.

Or he could go out and tell people exactly how I really feel, then I would show up the next day to a lot of mean mugging.

You could have a lot of fun with an identical twin found late in life.

When you finally see him,when he finally finds you and stares right into your eyes..

There’s only one thing to say.

Only one thing you can say..

“so.. I guess today is the day”

In my imagination he stares back,thinks for a moment, then responds in my own voice.

“so…you want everyone to die?

We start with you “

Then we battle, but it’s like, a hella lame battle.

Flailing our arms about like two American teenage girls.

Open palms and windmill swings.

It’s really the saddest goddamn fight you’ve ever seen.

I know he wins.

I don’t know how I know it,but I do.

We shared a placenta.

One was good and the other was a walking trashcan.

Nope… This was fate 😔

Everything had to play out exactly the way that it did.

There could be no other way…

I’m going to punch that dude in the face before he gets me though, bet your bottom dollar, I will get one or two licks in before it’s over. 👍👍