I gots a muh fuckin machine.. rubbing my goddamn feet !
Right under the desk.. stealth like..
There’s an air compressor..and it squeezes them shits!
And it’s got a heater,
And some little boy in China probably put it together..for a bag of rice….
To rub my feet ๐พ๐พ
And sometimes..

Sometimes I’ll crack a pair of these and slide em under my nuts.
Why ?
Why not.