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2-21-23

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Today I took a shit that was like Play-Doh,being forced from that extrusion device. Unbeknownst to me, there was a gas pocket hiding behind the last bit of waste, after the last bit of solid feces has passed.

Like a ballon filled with oatmeal.

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noveltycrusade

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