I wonder who gets a cooler funeral,
An Army sergeant or a cop?
Cop funeral pretty sick,
Bunch of people show out for that.
Whole bunch of cop cars,,
Police cruisers..
It’s probably bad for the planet, having that many cop cars running at the same time.
ANd what about crime?
Who’s watching crime when all the cops are at a funeral?
The military should strike back.
Instead of limos driving the families of the deceased, they should all be in tanks.
Just a giant convoy of tanks rolling up the road.
Plays hell on the cemetery.
That many tanks are gonna fuck up some grass…
I mean.. that’s just common sense.
Cops don’t fire guns at their funerals.
They should fire tasers, but only at minorities.
And hippies.
“Don’t tase me bro!”
Get a job.
IN an alternate reality, the hippies are cops and the cops are potheads…
And the world is better for it..
Crime is outta control, but the arrests are way funnier.
If you invited meth-heads to dinner,,,that would be a restless guest list.
stupid.
dawn 