The shit I took today made me remember the difference between stalagmites and stalactites, just in case I’m ever in a spelunking scenario. Stalactites hold “tight” against the ceiling. I shifted my hips and tried to get the turd to detach from my body,but it simply refused.
“what the fuck did I eat?”
What could I have ingested to create such a tensile crap? They should make airplanes out of it.
dawn 