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3-12-23

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I think the shit I took today was just looking for attention. I turned on my phone’s flashlight to get a good look at this thing,to try and figure out what was taking it so long. I think that turd had a rough childhood. The log changed colors as it progressed out of my asshole ,like splitting a tree open and counting the rings. Looking at your shit is like looking back in time. “here’s where I ate a banana…and here’s the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs”…

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