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The shit I took today didn’t want to be written about. It didn’t want it’s name to be known, but deep down, it understood the responsibility of existence.

It had to be documented, for the audience,for the shareholders, for the historians.

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Back to the content….

The shit I took today had been lied to, so it searched around for people telling the truth. Songwriters,authors,comedians, public people speaking to the masses of shits kept in the shadows…

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