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3-4-23

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The shit I took today simply had the best manners.

It almost worked itself up into the plumbing without me even flushing.Like it was trying to say “hey buddy,let me help”,Take at least one simple task off your plate…wouldn’t life be less daunting if our shits had the courtesy and decency to at least TRY to flush themselves?

I thought it was a really sweet gesture, it didn’t quite make it, but it was nice to see it try.

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