I’ve seen a dog turn, seen em go bad. Different universe, different dimension there, most will bite, maybe not aggressive but they’ll bites.
I want to be in a cult so bad..
Just to hear em, ππ
Just to hear what they’re on about,
Scientology?
Sure ,I want to go to an audit,let’s talk about past lives,yeah man,I’m in, lay it on me.π€£π€£π€£
Reject society,,yeah man, put the love into the food π€£π€£
Package valerian Root,pick out Scorpio tea, letters from Robin Williams,,π€£π€£ yeah man, lay it on meπ€£π€£
Turmeric and silver π₯
Lay it on me π€£π€£
God I love cults
A cult leader and the madam of a brothel are comparable.
If you were lazy, you could just find existing cults, and roll up to them big dick style.
“hey guys, I’m actually God and I’m here to tell you that you’re fucked up, we live in The matrix and nothing matters”
You could try to alpha the current cult leader,
And if you were sure of yourself?
You could take it over, You wouldn’t even have to start a cult, you could just take over someone else’s cultπ€£π€£π€£
I’m telling ya,
I really like cult documentaries,
There is no greater unintentional comedy.
Even with a Jim Jones body count, Even with a David koresh standoff,
Pretty
God
Damned
Funny
πππ
Two of the backdoors of ego are food and sleep