It’s alright 👍
It’s all alright.
Camilo walks up to my desk, puts his hand on my shoulder and says
“cunado”
Coon-yah-doe.
It means brother-in-law, brother from another mother. He wants me to go to Columbia and marry his sister so she can have American citizenship.
A running gag between us, for years now.
I like Colombians.
Those are a very different breed of people, not like whites, shit man, not even like other Hispanics.
Columbians are no joke.
If I had 10 of them I could take over this town.
Camilo is my homeboy,
Coon-yah-dough
Cunado…
– Iraqis dropping powder on their enemies, striking fear In the hearts…
The powder?
Just flour, just white flour,, the only point was to screw with the enemy..
Pride month, but only for the mentally ill. Hug a homeless. Help a shell shocked vet.
November..
We’ll put it in November and the parades are gonna be off the fuckin chain..
Picture it.
All types of mental disorders, represented on floats traveling through the center of cities… security would have to be extra tight,but think of the visual….
Pretty awesome.
Mentally ill pride month..gotta be November 👍👍👍
I might read Saddam Hussein’s first book.
Sounds bad, real, but bad.
I’m in.
The only card I need,is the Ace of Spades -motorhead
Neocons
Entertainment,but perverted.
Perverted entertainment,, interesting flavor 🤔🤔
Proposed ceasefire..
Saddam Hussein was publicly hanged.
Not hanged a little, hanged a lot. To jeering crowds and survivors thirsty for justice.
Killed a bunch of people, implemented bizarre torture and tactics…Fuckin humans man .. fuckin humans.
Time and place,chance and circumstance,, perhaps you’d be a monster too.
Easy to say you wouldn’t,from our cozy cozy couch,, but in another Life?
Maybe you too.
Maybe a crowd would applaud for your hanging. 🤔🤔
Tough…
It’s really tough to put your nuts on faces if you’re hanging from a ligature..
(there’s that word again)
Phonetically pleasing.
Something about that word is phonetically pleasing.
Ligg ahh ture.
For sure a ligature.
If the cure for cancer was buried by a mad scientist, I’d dig a cure.
If you genetically modified the best figs from the best herbal roots?
Fig-of-pure?
(a stretch…)
If a swine ran too fast to see?
Pig-a-blur 🤔🤔🤔
(are you going to do anything with your life?)
Nah,I’m kinda having fun with this.
If you had second thoughts about choosing a wig?
You’d be wig-unsure.
The SM58 is a well rounded microphone 🎙️🎙️
And Saddam Hussein Got hanged as fuck.
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