Good morning world 🌎
I wonder what Satan’s up to today 🤔
Maybe he’s sending bad guys out to Dick around with people’s lives..
Or maybe he’s taking a day off?
Satan probably needs a mental health day too sometimes.
He just lays around, smokes spliffs and watches Seth McFarland products.
Tough out there for a supreme evil, even the bad guy needs a day off now and then.
Not me though.
I’ve got people’s personal lives to pretend I’m interested in.
Got blueprints to draw.
Got a clock to punch.
Satan is probably an underachieving bitch..
Bet he hates his job.
Satan lives a life of quiet desperation 😂😂
Probably needs therapy.
Skit idea, Satan logs onto betterhelp.com and is completely disappointed with millennial college graduates telling him how life is supposed to go.
Then he cries, eats a donut and jacks off,,
Kinda funny?
(pretty stupid)
Meh, duck you, I just woke up 😆.
Alright, I gotta go,
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True crime shows should spend a little more time on the apprehension.
Kind of an exciting part of it, you could inflate the circumstance and set the scene, seems like entertainment food left on the table.
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Thinking about getting a full size MIDI controller. Then I could take my two little synthesizers and velcro them to the top platform, you know?
Then I could simply route MIDI to them and have audio processed through the synthesizer with that big keyboard feel.
Cuz ya gotta have goals-DL