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Sad demon

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Good morning world 🌎

I wonder what Satan’s up to today 🤔

Maybe he’s sending bad guys out to Dick around with people’s lives..

Or maybe he’s taking a day off?

Satan probably needs a mental health day too sometimes.

He just lays around, smokes spliffs and watches Seth McFarland products.

Tough out there for a supreme evil, even the bad guy needs a day off now and then.

Not me though.

I’ve got people’s personal lives to pretend I’m interested in.

Got blueprints to draw.

Got a clock to punch.

Satan is probably an underachieving bitch..

Bet he hates his job.

Satan lives a life of quiet desperation 😂😂

Probably needs therapy.

Skit idea, Satan logs onto betterhelp.com and is completely disappointed with millennial college graduates telling him how life is supposed to go.

Then he cries, eats a donut and jacks off,,

Kinda funny?

(pretty stupid)

Meh, duck you, I just woke up 😆.

Alright, I gotta go,

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True crime shows should spend a little more time on the apprehension.

Kind of an exciting part of it, you could inflate the circumstance and set the scene, seems like entertainment food left on the table.

Thinking about getting a full size MIDI controller. Then I could take my two little synthesizers and velcro them to the top platform, you know?

Then I could simply route MIDI to them and have audio processed through the synthesizer with that big keyboard feel.

Cuz ya gotta have goals-DL

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