Just trying to get multiple sclerosis knocked down to singular sclerosis
Full cans don’t rattle
The bouncer excuse
“I only know ten to fifteen things, and they’re all racist”
Pop music is just a symptom, golden calf and all that.
An EMP would really shake things up, catastrophizing sure, but man would it shake things up. Think of how much time you’d get back, Jesus man, think of the paperwork. Think how shitty everyone’s handwriting would be, shit, think of spelling and grammar.
That’d be pretty funny.
The world ends and there’s one final guy writing it down, but he can’t spell or remember basic principals of language..
Pretty funny 🤣.
Swimming around in a pot of dumbass soup, checking the celery and onions to see if they’re cooked but not mushy.
Just a hard U-turn.
Vanity would be set back decades, you’d have to come up with new ways to dunk on strangers, to do whatever dickless pastime you’re into,
Guilty.
I think about it far too often and the rest of you make it feasible, click click pull.
Hmmm, 🤔🤔🤔
Morning thoughts, I’ll leave them here then go out and pretend I don’t have them.
Like a good human.
Smooches
If you want to beat me up then I’ve succeeded.
Alright..back to reality.
I notice small amounts of fungus do help, but I also notice being captured by this seesaw cycle of “we’re all connected” and
“damn I hate them all”
Likely because I hate myself, Ray Charles could see that, perhaps before you let yourself become fixated on death, you should consider ego death.. which is scary,of course.
No substance fixes without effort, no substance I’ve explored, I like it better, I really do like feeling like we’re all connected and the thing we are is ultimately a good thing…
But hating is pretty fun too.
Talking shit is too much fun.
Fuckin around with strangers is too much fun.
Bleeding your personal bullshit to he universe feels good , because you’ve carried it around for like… ever.
I dunno,,, but alas, it’s time to compartmentalize and go stare at a computer, like a good worker bee.
Buzz buzz mother fucker.
“Before I leave,brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack, cause’ when I leave for the night I ain’t coming back”- Kesha
Hey uh,,,Mrs, “K$sha,,, I don’t think that’s very good for your oral hygiene. Also, A whole bottle? You need a whole bottle of Jack Daniel’s to brush your teeth? Get it together sister, that’s just wasteful .
I slept in a graveyard for about a week, somewhere around 17. I found this girl’s grave that died around my age, slept behind her tombstone, stayed extra still when the local police did their rounds. It was summer, the weather was nice, so I started talking to her,,,just for fun, ya know?
Seriously though…what’s a performance artist?
Can you Google that for me,,,pretty please?
Why not magic? ✨
Might type up some torture.
Of course I wouldn’t survive in prison..
Maybe food, maybe I’d rather be thinking about food,, sooooo,
WHat’s royal honey?
What makes it better than regular honey?
Did the queen make it?
That’s kinda hot, I’m down, let’s party
dawn 