Content thief,
Caucasian queef.
Reading off Twitter comments in real time, during a sports game.
I want Perry Mason as my internal monologue.
The voice you hear in your head when you count to ten.
Old Perry Mason episodes actually had pretty good writing, if you can get past the dated slang.
Gems in the past .
Gems that died before you were Born
Anybody want to see Perry Mason doing tik Tok dances ?
Nah.
He’s cooler than that.
He’s too cool to put his crusty lips around the dick of modern silliness.
That grumpy cracker is out there solving crimes.
He’s got shit to do.
Stoic exterior.
Keeps a low tone on a rollercoaster 🎢🎢.
He’s cooler than you,by a lot.
Best believe it.
A band in a nearby town reached out and asked if I wanted to audition for a lead guitar spot.
I forgot my profile was on that website.
Basically a dating site for music people..
(what was your knee jerk Reaction?)
Honestly?….
(yeah)
“I should sober up and do some pull ups”
(you gonna try out?)
I don’t know…my hatred hasn’t impacted the world. I have yet to destroy all of mankind.
Maybe I’ll just jam 🙂🙂
(you still hate them..)
Obviously.
I mean, just look at them.
Yuck…
(listen to them..)
Fuck that, I don’t let cocksuckers into my ears anymore.
Because I have standards 💭🙂🙂
I should get up.
I should exercise my body and my demons,
I should put on fresh strings…
(Perry Mason would..)
You bet your dick he would!
In a 3 piece suit…
Looking dapper as a mother fucker…
Cats and air conditioning.
Fed and cared for cats, temperature treated air.
Did anyone else completely forget about sainthood?
A group of people think other humans have magical powers?
Anyone else forget that?
Completely left my mind 🤣🤣🤣
The 6 mg rogue Apple is pretty good.
There is something beyond playing.
It’s called listening.
Lending an ear to the sound coming out of a speaker.
I’d possible that one act is useless without the other.
Nothing you play matters if you can’t listen to it.
Maybe about half…
Maybe half of the people that had children, shouldn’t have.
What do you think?
More than or less than?
If I’m in public,and I take a random census,a random glance around..
Probably half.
Half of those people seem like they don’t belong.
Half feel like festering infection, a stray cat that just won’t die..
On a worse day it might be 3/4.
Remember I’m in the South…
Life clings the fuck on, I’m at peace with that and at peace with an individuals rights.
But making more of you?
Casting a gaze of judgment on a stranger, and seeing their four children follow behind?
It’s rough.
Nobody talks about it.
But it’s real.
(not your problem..)
Yeah,,I guess not… It’s still real.
(And on good days, you have no issue with it)
I think I just don’t notice as much 🤔🤔🤔
Maybe it’s the South.
(maybe it’s you, dick head)
dawn 