At some point during the history of war, a human being has had a Bayonet inserted underneath their jaw.
It pierced the bottom of their mouth, it sliced through the tongue, it traveled through the resistance of flesh.
Then it pierced the roof of the mouth.
Then it cut through the internal sinuses, chipping bone fragments as it travelled.
Then it reached the brain.
At this point, god willing, the life was snuffed out.
The computer turned off.
The pain ended….
Being a white American in 2024 is kind of a drag too…
(Cute)
The turn at the end was wrong.
(The detailed visualization of something horrible )
Being a white American?
(The bayonet ,stupid)
Yea,, you know it’s happened, at some point , that and worse has happened.
Picture it slow, all the leverage of the gun behind it, picture it slowly being forced in to someone’s skull, picture the look on their face,,the shock and the terror.
(That’s what you compare to holding down a day job?)
Just Dustin, that’s what it’s like working in proximity to that diabetic toddler..
(A bit much…)
Yeah maybe…
I’ve been on a true crime podcast tear, because I don’t listen to real comedians anymore, something I notice..
A hammer.
A hammer is used as a murder weapon like, all the fuckin time.
I heard a story yesterday,,
An unhappy husband hired a homeless guy to kill his wife with a hammer, and the hammer broke mid-way through,,
So the homeless guy picked up the metal head, and started beating her skull with just the head.
(Jesus..)
I know right?
Hey,,something I realize,,he’s some Justin Klein wisdom for ya,,
Don’t want to get murdered?
Don’t get married.
Simple as that.
If you let yourself fall in love, you’d be wise to keep it at arms length.
Not only can it ruin your life, that shit can end your life.
People are always murdering spouses, for various reasons,,,
It’s probably the main cause of murder in the world..
Drug deals-
Mob hits-
Spouses–
Fucked up eh?
(You should read a book)
I am.. I’m reading the owner’s manual for the Tascam Model 12..
Duh.
dawn 