Is Dustin out today?
Oh my god ,that would be so nice…
“wake up in the morning and I ask myself, ‘are squirrels worth eating? Or should I blast myself?”
It’s a 911 call you don’t want to get.. wherever you are, whichever city..
You don’t want to get my 911 call..
Because I’ll know that you’re recording me, so I’ll have to sing and dance..
“911, what’s your emergency?”
I can’t,, can’t seem to find a point..
I hate…
I hate how the South speaks.. it hurts my ears 🌽🌽🌽
Hurts …
In my next life, i will be born in Moscow, And I will be a chess wizard 👍
Drop bombs on The fuckin South..
“you got the prettiest land,,but you’re the worst people”
Hope the ground opens up and swallows you whole….
Poop paintbrush.
In my next life, I’ll walk in space
(and on your face 😲!)
Space face walk, brisk pace,make haste, view this ace walk on your face …
Fuckin rednecks..
Alright… I’m cool..
Soft .. incredibly empathetic being ..
The most evolved monkey 🐒
(I wonder if their accent would change if you took a chainsaw to them 🤔🤔🤔)
No .. no… We don’t think like that.
We are all a sliver of the mastermind, and we are all the same…
Love,peace,, understanding…
(chainsaw…)
dawn 