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Your goddamn right I’ve never run over a cat. If someone really hated me they would stalk me and figure out my commute to work. Then, one early morning, they would hide beside the road and then they would throw a live cat right at my car.

That, good sir, would warrant an ass beating.

And have no doubts, I’d fuck you up with the quickness

Don’t f*** with cats

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