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All the fields smell like pigshit

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A “humane” rat trap πŸͺ€

What the fuck is humane about glue?

Trapping the little guy, slowly starving him to death…

(insert marriage joke)

Nah, not that slow death, you want the quick one..

Thwap!

A metal bar landing on the back of your neck, pinning you to the wood ..

I’ve heard that if a heroin addict breaks their neck, they’re instantly un- addicted to heroin..

Because all that opiate..builds up on your spine, you develop this weird deposit at the base of your skull πŸ€”

So…

If a heroin addict breaks their neck,they are instantly fixed …

Let’s take that information and go clean up these streets πŸ‘

I sure do hope it’s true information..not just something I heard from a heroin addict

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