Mmm let’s see..
We didn’t get murdered while we slept.
We have a way to go make money with these petty, petty children.
Cats are fed.
Health is had, you have your health.
An asteroid didn’t even smash into the planet.
Uhhh..
Jesus didn’t come back and rapture all his people before the Apocalypse..
Russia didn’t launch nukes.
Iran didn’t launch nukes.
Uhh ..
China didn’t launch nukes.
We didn’t hunt tuna to the point of extinction 🦣.
We still have petrol to drive our cars around.
Ai hasn’t made your job obsolete, (yet )
The people you like are still alive ❤️
Hopefully 🤞
Hopefully nobody died in their sleep, and if they did ?
Good way to go.
What a pleasant way to die.
In
Your
Sleep..
Somebody tell the boss you’re not coming in, and you guys can have my peppermint lifesavers.
They’re all yours..
Cram them into your faces..
Because I don’t need em anymore..
And Your election is stupid, because the whole thing is a Ponzi scheme.. I’m not listening to you cunts this time 🥱🥱