Stop telling your YouTube followers about your divorce.
Have you had a colonoscopy, do you mind if we look up your asshole?
Jesus wept..
God damn the revelatory nature of each of us monkeys..
LOOK!
LOOK WHAT I’M GOING THROUGH!
Can’t you feel my pain?
Isn’t it relatable?
Once upon a Time, you had to be able to write a fucking song .
Or a story.
Or screenplay..
If you wanted to dump out your shit on the world..
You had to employ subtlety, If you wanted any chance of someone listening…
But now ?
Now everyone wants to show you their deep dark..
I imagine very few have a secret corner of the internet in which they bleed.
Because?
Because they’re not as cool as me..
Duhhhh..
Posers…
She was right to divorce you 👍