dawn

Strike me down and I’ll give less of a fuck than you’ve ever imagined.

I’m gonna sell some guitar pedals on Reverb.com .

There’s a lot of overlap,I don’t need all these things, and they’re all new and in the box.

It’s pretty cool that I’m a nicer person than you are. Just all around.

I just saw an old guy with a mohawk at Lowe’s… It kind of made me want to do it, wear a mohawk..

Wtf is going on at Lowe’s? Wasn’t even on my mind..now it feels like the store is challenging me 🤔🤔

You think I won’t double down?

Shit… That’s a Dennis Leary line.

“what the fuck is going on down At the post office?”

Some things are simply embedded, what can I say? Go fuxk yourself

🎶🎶🎵 I got my balls glued to my butthole again 🎵🎶 🎵🎶

Sometimes I’ll just sit in parking lots and watch people. I’ll zero in on one and wonder what their backstory is.

Not hurting anyone, just watching.

No law against watching, or daydreaming for that matter.

I’ve never been in this situation before, but I’m pretty sure over saturation will work.

You.

I learned it from you..

But coincidentally I’m better at doing you than you are at doing you, natural skill, shape-shifting and the like. Glide between tribes. All that jazz. Personality assessing, mirroring, conflicting.

All those tricks.

Comes natural to some.

But as luck would have it, I’m more interested in guitar pedals, Lucky for you.

I think I’ve lost about 8 lbs. I will say that kratom is better than alcohol, top to bottom.

It’s also a $60 a day habit, if you’re doing the extract.

And honestly I’m not going to sit around and eat 30 goddamn pills just to catch a buzz,,

That’s crazy talk.

But the day in, day out?

It’s a superior intoxication to alcohol.

There you have it, from the horse’s mouth.

What would you do without me?

What would you do if no one was offering up such insightful takes?

You’re welcome.

You jaded fuckin cocksuckers.

I can’t think of a scenario where both parties involved thank the heavens that they were not the other person.

Fart.

🎵🎶🎵🎶 I glued my balls to my butthole again 🎵🎶🎵🎶

At..not out

My bad 😬