It’s the wrong time, the time is off.
I call this pedal
“The rut-breaker”
What it does, it takes the notes and the scales that you’ve been running for decades, it takes the approach that YOU have made “tired”, it takes that approach and it shifts all the notes.
Gives a completely new approach to your old bullshit.
It’s a special one, and it takes some learning, you can’t just turn it on and go.
You have to dial it in.
But when you do?
You sound like someone else.
Your plain ole’ thoughts take on a completely new life.
It’s basically Jesus.
Or psychedelics.

It’s also an ego-bruiser because it makes you realize how whack your own shit is.
Tells your ear exactly how flawed you are.
Fucker will break you down.
I like it.
I need to be broken down.
Even beyond that, I don’t think I could play another decade of the same shit.
Same scales, same runs, same chord combinations.
Catalyst.
The little silver fucker is a catalyst and it feels like rebirth.
Which is something I envy in the Christians, real talk.
We’re not dead yet.
ANd there are other approaches to the way you play.
You have to be mature enough to realize and revise. To give ear to your old style and admit that it’s lame.
Which is tough.
It’s tough to do that.
But at least there’s a device that helps.
Hedra.
Hail Hedra.
Thanks for hurting my feelings.
I’m in your debt for the self actualization.
And when you leave all that old stuff at the door, you get to play something new.
ANd I think that’s the entire point.
Also, fuck you for hurting my feelings.
You have a lot of nerve.
Little silver fucker…
Out here putting people in their place,,with no warning label…
Lot of nerve on you….