I just wanted to say that I’m really sorry.
I haven’t been talking about my shits nearly enough recently.
Leaving off details and visualisation, image conjuring.
It’s a disgrace to my readers, and I just wanted you to know that I care.
I want them to be good.
I want it to be so descriptive that you can taste it.
I’ve just been going through stuff 😞
And I think my life’s work has taken a hit 😔
I’m going to try to do better. I know that it’s important.
Just,,,
Just don’t give up on me 🙏.
I swear I can do better.
I can think up things that will make a listener regret being a listener.
It matters.
And it matters to me.
I want to be good.
But effortless at the same time.
Like a good bowel movement.
I want it to move you.
I want it to be so good that it moves your dishes around in the cabinet.
(a bowl movement bowel movement?)
You betcha 😀
No rules!
Nothing matters and we’re free as human beings!
We’re free as Americans!
People fought and died for MY right to tell you about my poops.
And I don’t take that fact lightly.
dawn 