George Carlin had a bit about people being one of three things.
Crazy.
Fucking stupid.
Or full of shit.
I think he left out one.
A bitch..
Clearly this person has a mind, you can obviously observe gears turning.
But something about the choices they make 🤔🤔🤔
A bitch.
You’re a bitch.
Directly adjacent to a bitch ass mother fucker.
There’s a flavor of tragedy in it…
Lotta bitch ass mother fuckers walking around this planet.
Shady behavior.
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I could quit smoking if I put my mind to it.
I could do anything.
No matter how much you hate being alive, you are still incredibly lucky.
Dumb fucker.
I got it good and so do you..
Mother fuckers are out there, paraplegic.
Deaf.
Blind.
Retarded.
If you sit here and bitch, you’re a bitch.
Bitch made ass mother fucker.
Show you how hard this shit really is..
Try opening a can of Red Bull with your goddamn toes.
Try beating off with no hands.
dawn 