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I bet you could absolutely do time in jail, if you had a laptop with a fast internet connection.

And a PlayStation controller.

And the tascam Model 12.

And guitars.

And synthesizers..

Yeah…

I bet prison would be a breeze…

What if… We just started letting guys have that?

Upon arrival, You get a brand new MacBook pro, and a couple of other toys.

(and Minecraft)

And Minecraft!

And fuck it… How about a big bag of pot delivered weekly?

And all the tobacco you want. But it’s magic tobacco, and it doesn’t harm your lungs. You don’t imbibe carcinogens, It’s magic…. Somehow scientist geniuses have made it”Good for you”.. loaded down with vitamin c or what the fuck ever… 🥱

And a private shower / toilet.

And a soft bed.

And some slippers and some Crocs…

And three meals a day, healthy, but of your choosing.

And ZERO male on male rape, in In the shower or anywhere else..

And we have prostitutes come around and give hand jobs, but ONLY handjobs…

Annnddddd… 🤔

Books, any books you want, paper or audiobook.

And… Cats.

I should have started out with cats..

And you’ll get one of those futuristic litter boxes, that tumbles itself like a fucking cement mixer.

And you get all the letter you need, for life.

And the best, healthiest, cleanest cat food, for life.

Fuck it, Let’s throw in a pinball machine, and a pool table…

And while we’re spending..

A giant, multi-screen, immersive flight simulator.

Top of the line, no expense spared…

And your time outside is in a giant catio, and all the other inmates come out with their cats.. And they all play.

And there’s a rule

“If any prisoner harms a cat, that man is struck down on the spot. Killed. No trial. No investigation”

And there’s a garden.

And you can go walk out in the garden, and be with the plants and the bugs.

And there’s a little lake.

And you can run off the wooden pier and jump right in..

And there’s a hot tub.

And you’re allowed to get hands outs in the hot tub 👍

And there are psychologists, and therapists, And you talk to them as much as you need to.

You unload on a professional .

(But just hand jobs)

All right Dr Melfie…

—

I started out describing prison, but it ended up being heaven..

Cute.

You could have a lot of prisoners with very interesting social media accounts 🤔🤔

That would be some intriguing stuff…

Right ?

Are you going to fixate on tits and ass when there is a freak like this talking to the internet?

“A guy like that, you want to give him his own radio show”- George Carlin.

Freaks 🤣

Solid black marbles in a sea of bright colors..

There’s no Palestine to free in here.

There’s no dick waving contest with Canada.

There’s no cutting eyes at China.

There’s no fear of North Korea.

The entire world was forced to do LSD for a month straight, we dropped it from the atmosphere, and we stopped selling gasoline for one month.

So the entire world was FORCED to level out and enjoy the trip…

Then there was no war, how about that, right?

Just like that,poof.

There are no racial divides, there are no economic divides, there are no religious divides..

We’re all like,,here man,,and it’s groovy ✌️

And we can’t believe that we used to be such assholes…

Can’t even believe it..

So….to recap.

Everyone in prison with video games and internet and pot and a cat and music equipment…

Deploy LSD into the atmosphere and make the entire planet taking a heavy dose..

(All the animals would die)

Shit… Probably the plants too… Alright… It’s grown in a lab, It’s magical LSD. It only attaches and activates when it detects human DNA 🧬

There… problem fixed.

I fixed the world 🌎

Where else are you going to get this kind of insight?

Where?

(You would have to talk to homeless people one at a time)

Nah…skip all that.

I’ma hang out and spitball ideas to save our species..

I don’t know what your definition of productive is.. But I’m over here, getting things done ….

You’re welcome.

I don’t get any credit for all this crime I fight.

All this evil I vanquish.

All this darkness, I pierce…

🚫 nope 🚫

(And people who chain up their dogs, and leave them outside year round, chained to a tree…

We kill those people.

On the spot.

No trial, no judge, no Geneva convention.

Kill)

And people that abandon cats.

Move and just leave the cat outside…

You better have a real good fucking reason, for doing what you did….

God saw you.

He saw you do that, and you thought no one was looking..

But he was.

Then he sent me.

And I’m here to set it straight.

I’m here to “balance” you.

I’ll make you dinner, then I’ll fuck your sister, Then I’ll teach you a couple of guitar chords…

Then I’m going to show you a video clip, from heaven, of you abandoning your cat.

Then I’m going to smile at you, from across the table …

And there will be something so strange about this one smile…

I’ll drive you to madness.

Then I’ll take the dead cats corpse out of a knapsack, I’ll wire your jaw open with bailing twine, I will shove the decomposed, maggot infested and hairy corpse, directly into your mouth.

And I’ll look you in the eye the entire time.

And I will maintain my smile, as the spinal fragments pass your molars, as I’m shoving this dead creature into you…

Because it’s what God wants.

You don’t have to trust the father, Because he put us here for a reason, And he knew how this was going to play out. Long before it ever started..

He knew that you and I would end up this way.

(You like smoking pot?)

I do enjoy smoking pot, yes…

(hmm 🧐…. Couldn’t tell)