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Box head

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I’m going to strap you down horizontal, I’m going to frame a box around your head, like when someone is pouring concrete.

Then I’m going to put a tube in your mouth, then I’m going to talk every hippie at burning Man into shitting in the box.

Then I’mma use a spatula, but not a grilled cheese spatula, a cake icing spatula.

I’m going to let it dry a bit then I’m going to smooth out all the edges and all the corners.

And you’re going to walk around with it.

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$author =

noveltycrusade

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