“King of the Ghetto is what they call me,cause I rule this bitch.
And I don’t participate in that foolishness”- Bun B
Which is an interesting stage name for a rapper,, sounds like a high dollar coffee pot. Bunn B.
Model B.
Model 2. MKii.
Model A was not the king of the ghetto, and it showed.
But they went back to the lab.
They worked on it.
They put their monkey heads together.
And now?
You can taste the Gangsta in every sip.
Each ounce of coffee takes you to those street lights, each whiff of aroma puts you in the drug game.
Crack Rocks in your palms.
Looking for Five Oh.
Omar’s there with a shotgun and a Newport, you’re playing Monopoly and he reaches across the board and picks up all your hotels..
He puts them in his pocket…
“It’s all in the game”
You can’t even argue, you know he’s right, and now you ain’t got no fuckin hotels.
It is all in the game…
Let me get some of that coffee.
Did you plug the Bunn-B in?
How old is this coffee?
I don’t think it’s very ‘gangsta’, putting your coffee in the microwave to reheat it.
This is America, god dammit.
We like that fresh fresh,
Piping hot and single serving.
In a thousand years, MOST of the ocean will be K-cups. And dolphins will be super pissed off at us. ANd they’re actually alien ambassadors.
So,,,
The aliens are gonna come back to pick up their dolphins, and they’re gonna be super pissed off.
And we deserve it.
We deserve that annihilation.
Because of the way we behave.
Jesus shows up and tries to talk them out of it, but the Bible left out the cosmic hierarchy.
God is only God in this Little corner.
ANd he’s an alien.
And there’s thousands of Gods.
After a billion years, all the gods get together and show off their science projects.
Five races will be picked, five species,
The rest will be culled.
And that’s how you make progress.
dawn 