What’s up moths fucks?
We comes in here tryin to sell you some bullshit, we come in here fuckin yappin about your personal life.
Then we get down to brass tacks…
Oh wait,,we’re not done yet, let’s talk about your weekend first.
You went camping?
No fucking shit?
In a camper?
What kind of towing package is on your truck?
I care,, no no no, I really really care.
Is there…..is there is there is there, a point?
A fucking point?
You cunts eat up my lunch hour?
Lemme hear your pitch.
I don’t give a fuck about your weekend.
I don’t care.
I don’t care what you did.
Get to the point.
Get to the money, that’s the only reason we’re here.
Grab your water bottle and walk out, power move