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Chimp attack no face

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Spread wet. Control function counterclockwise.

Panic function, Killswitch, global settings.

Eternal clock.

Universal clock.

Atomic clock.

A molecule of cesium.

Valve tube.

Lame frequency oscillator.

Macaroni arpeggio.

Phony rigatoni.

Glide sequences, stutter features, pitch shifter.

Pitching woo at perilous pitches.

Quantize quick Quakers, recoil her,the spoiler.

Porcupine sudoku.

Sho-ryu-ken.

Cram a lever into your temple.

Free word association.

For Croatians.

The association of Free word association Croatians.

The association of Croatian free word association.

The Croatian association of Free word association.

Maybe a Haitian slips in.

An impatient Haitian.

I need to get in some water 💦

There’s a happy cat with a Hitler mustache, But I don’t think he’s anti semitic,

I think he just has a black smudge of fur.

He’s actually a really nice cat.

“you say you want a revolution…well…”

An 18-wheeler of gasoline tipped over at an intersection, And it crushed a small sedan.

Gasoline spilled everywhere and of course there was a spark.

I ran to the car and I saw a baby in the back, The windows were up and I thought about trying to smash it with my hands, But I didn’t want to break my fingers.

So I smashed it with my face.

I smashed right through that window.

I rescued that baby and they put me on Good morning America.

Sitting in front of a camera I said, in a solemn tone.

“I fucked up my face”

And Diane Sawyer was like “no shit dude, you fucked that face all kinds of up”

We shared a brief laugh then some music queued up.

Christopher Walken comes out from behind a curtain and they had just shot him up with stem cells,so he had all his dancing powers back.

And that mother fucker showed me how it was done.

He walked me through step by step, teaching me to dance, The Christopher Walken Way.

And I was so grateful.

Years later I thought about it on my deathbed, when the time had come, I never stopped thinking about it.

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