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Christians love weddings

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Because that’s the start of a family, new people to bring into the church, to slowly suck money off of every Sunday 👍

You know Christians don’t like?

Strippers .

I have a cousin who is married, and his unquote unquote, bachelor party… It was a bunch of Christians playing video games, drinking soda.

And I mean, I was already doing drugs at that point,,, And I wouldn’t wish it on anyone…

But geez… What a dial tone.

A party full of virgins.

A party full of wait till marriage Virgins…

Bleh

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