I had a funny idea.
Half the battle is deciding if an idea is funny or just stupid, this one is funny. I could bring it into reality, I could line up the pieces and execute into a 60 second video clip (with narration)
The downside is,, this gag would require a few props.
2 super-realistic dildos, maybe 5 packs of hot glue gun ammo, an Israeli and Palestine flag ( small size), possibly a fog machine and strobe light.
It would also take a bit of technical “know-how”
I’d like to install momentary non-latching switches into the tips of said dildos. It would require cutting open the dildos and running circuitry, maybe a bit of soldering, thinking through the relays and the routing,, something I’m good at…
It’s a long way to walk for a chuckle, but I promise it’s funny in my head, if I framed it correctly. Completely untethered from reality, completely uninhibited,
Then I had to ask myself….
“would this be worth it?”
Would I purchase and electronically modify two dildos?? just for the laugh?
Half of me says yes, half says no…
If the side,,, let me think about this…. If the side that says “yes”, if the part of you that wants to engage for the love of it,simply dies..mmmmmmmmmm,,, then I think you’re done. I think your story is over and there’s nothing that you have to say that I want to hear.
But also I can’t be spending real money on hyper realistic dildos because I have a funny idea.
But I saw it in my head….and it was very funny, to me.
dawn 