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“For even the Guitar Pedals of the field cleave together” Kleinians chpt 2-verse 41

For God so loved the world, that he looked down on Justin’s favorite guitar pedal, and he saw that it was alone.

“No entity should face this reality alone.”

So he reached down and pulled out one of the volume potentiators from the ribcage of the fav pedal…

On the third day, he connected the MIDI sync, and he saw that the sync was off.

So he got like,,,super pissed about it, then he said a lot of profanity as he logged onto the company’s website to download the PDF manual.

But..

Before he could download it, Satan reared his ugly head in the form of a pop-up ad.

He demanded that God register on the website..

“If you want this manual, this deep knowledge,,yield to me.

Admit that you need me”

And God had to.

He just didn’t have any choice.

The MIDI sync had to work or this whole thing was pointless. All this effort, all this passion..

(Uhhhhh)

Yeah that was some drawn out bullshit..

But how cute is this?

A little momma pedal, made to accompany the papa pedal…

(Adorable..)

I know it is!!

Hey,,real talk, I’m going to get rid of the digital elements. In regards to amplifier simulators etc.. it’s fucking up the sound.

I’ll keep the fractal, but I’m going to sell 4 or five of these,, because I chose impulsively.

The new goal is……

The Meris LVX…

(After that?)

The Meris Mercury X..

(After that?)

A custom Made Fender Jazzmaster, American,, built by Yours Truly.

I wish I could do something like this,, incorporate a freak pedal INTO the guitar,,really really love this Idea.

But it’s too risky,,

Pedals are too expensive to risk fucking one up on a custom build…

(No confidence.. If you went slow, with a steady hand,,you could build it)

Yeah.. I dunno..

It’s a big risk.

(You know that you’re running off of like, two hours sleep?)

I like being awake at night….

(Uh-huh…. you look like shit brah)

Piss off,, I want to think about guitar pedals….

(Escapism …)

Let’s talk synths, in my basic bitch synth level..

SO I use Maschine+ as the midi master, then I send signal out to both the Korg Minilouge XD and the MicroKorg.

SO you’ve got two stereo lines, then they feed into a mixer (audio only), then they feed into maschine for sampling and/or resampling.

If I ever get a garage and some space, I’m going to rig up a way to send ALL sounds through these amazing pedals..

Most of them are stereo..

I could use an audio interface but I’ve been getting away from DAW’s..

Perhaps I shouldn’t..

I don’t know.

(Perhaps you should stop fucking around with sound altogether.. Put your energy towards something that matters?)

It’s that kind of thinking,,that makes me want to quit.. everything.

Breathing.

Eating.

That’s some bullshit ass thinking sir…

(Still right… maybe you could use a break from imagination land and gaze upon cold reality for a moment or two…)

……….

You just made me really uncomfortable.

Thanks for killing my mood.

Appreciate it…

Dick.

(I’m still right…dick)

SO anyways, dual synth feeding through MIDI, you can map out chords on the pads, down the road I plan on getting a proper controller, weighted keys etc…

(Silly fucker)

Weighted keys and aftertouch, and routing capabilities to feed into stereo FX…

(dummy