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It is ssssssooooo fuckin hot out πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

I bought a rack of blue Gatorade on the company dime,and since I’m working downtown,I see homeless on every corner.

Here ya go,have one. I don’t Carry cash but have a Gatorade,it’s hot as fuck.

Then I thought about all these bottles ending up in the ocean 🌊

How could we avoid this and still help quench the thirst of our street urchins?

Then I pictured civil rights era video clips. Water hoses blasting people.

I could get a truck and drive around cities blasting the homeless with high pressure blue Gatorade. No plastic bottles in the ocean, there… I fixed it. I’m amazing.

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