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Jesus was nailed up between two thieves.

Two assclowns, breaking rules and taking things that didn’t belong to them.

One felt guilt.

He regretted his choices and his steps and all the forks in the road,,leading up to crucifixion .

All the stuff he fucked up.

The other thief was stone cold.

He threw up the finger and held it strong,

Fuck you to the bitter bitter end.

The way the story goes,the regretful thief confessed. He got that shit off his chest before he gave up the ghost.

He unloaded.

Rrrright before death.

And I recall Jesus saying something along the lines of

“You’ll be with me in Heaven”

Made a friend,, right before he died.

He went to Heaven and had a homeboy with a VIP bracelet, he knew someone important.

The other dude went and burned forever and ever.

That fucker still burning, as your eyeballs are reading this, that guy still on fire, waiting for the final battle.

Probably regretting his choices, probably been thinking long and hard about that last dude he said “fuck you ” to.

Stories are wild.

Analogies, metaphors,parables,legends..

It’s like, someone in the past understood that stories stick around,, they took wisdom and folded it into a narrative..

So you’ll remember it.

So you can soak it up.

So it can penetrate that thick caveman skull of yours.

Humans are wild.

The things they can do.

The things they’re capable of and the way they choose to execute.

For good and evil.

Complicated.

Complicated critters man,,

Look around long enough and you might question what’s even real.

Because of that super power,

Imagination..

I’ll always stand in awe.

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I wonder what you would have to steal, in modern times, to get crucifixion?

(lives?)

Nah, they would give you the lethal injection..

You know, people might actually take Christians seriously if they used profanity 🤔🤔

That’s why Scientology is walking around with more street cred.

Show me a preacher that turns down the offering plate and curses like a sailor.

Impossible.