Fuck a coupon.
Maybe we should talk about why you’re losing jobs.
“Whaddup blood?
Whaddup cuz…
Whaddup Gangsta?”
It’s pretty cool that you can choose which voices get in 😂😂🤣😉
ADT versus SimpliSafe, in a cage match…
You know,, the real victim is the customer, you know that right?.
Derpa derrrr…
The ears are the prize.
Not the eyeballs, dummy dum dum dum dum dum.
The ears are what matters.
Somebody tell the news networks.
You should kill yourself before you kiss an ass.
A billion percent.
Do you think that the people whom’s ass you’re kissing, do you think they got to where they are by kissing ass?
I’m not talking about respect, respect is different.
I’m talking about kissing ass, sucking up, tickling balls,
Grosses me out,, out in my neighborhood.
Round these parts..
Gosh darn it.
Fuck an ass kisser. 12 days a week. 48 months a year. 6 billion hours a day.
Fuuuuuuck you.
I’ll eat ramen.
An internal alarm goes off, when I see someone sucking up.
It’s almost like I’m embarrassed for them.
I’ve got this problem,,, with people on my penis.
Not bacteria, people..
(what’s the difference?)
Lulz .. valid point.
My cubicle is so pimp, I could live in here. With or without people bacteria.
They can’t beat me, but you already know that 👍
A chode is a dick that’s fatter than it is long.
Also, an extremely underutilized insult.
If you are in proximity to some chodes.
I might actually kill someone someday.
But probably not.
But maybe..
But definitely not..
A chode…
That’s you,
That’s basically you.
You know it, I know it, god might not be real but if he is, he knows it.
Or she.
Whatever.
Your kids know it and your pets know it and your f****** mailman knows it
dawn 