I had this one neighbor,years ago, sometimes I’d sit on the stoop and have beers with this guy.
Crazy Charles..
His main fantasy in life,the thing he wanted the most, was to streak through downtown wearing on a Darth Vader helmet.He kept bringing it up, dick and balls just a’ flopping, and the important part was even weirder.
He needed storm troopers. This mother fucker was trying to recruit anyone that would listen, he wanted a squad of naked men wearing only storm trooper helmets to be running behind him. It was like,the only thing on his mind,he wasn’t trying to be funny,he wasn’t trying to be edgy. This fucking guy wanted to be naked Darth Vader,and subject the town to his fantasy.
I wonder whatever happened to crazy Charles
dawn 