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Sometimes I’ll watch people “house-hunting” on HGTV. I’ll take in their mannerisms, their speech cadence,their essence of “self”

Then I like to construct elaborate daydreams about how these people would fend during the apocalypse.

Really funny,, no no no, I mean REALLY funny.

This has no affect on whether or not an apocalypse is real or the likelihood of it…but damn..

Thinking of an ophthalmologist and a soccer mom braving the battlefield of human depravity…

Really funny.

“go into my head and tell me it’s not funny”Mitch Hedburg

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noveltycrusade

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