Sometimes I get an irrational fear that one of my nuts is getting larger than the other one.
Always watching, every single day, visual comparison.
Sometimes I’ll to do a weight test, like Indiana Jones about to swipe a golden statue.
“is this one heavier than the other one?”
What an odd thing to do.
Name a single other species that inspects their own genitals every day.
You can’t.
And that’s why we’re made in God’s image. Because he’s gotta be worried about his nuts too, he’s getting on in years.
dawn 