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Day job

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I found a company,and all they do is make knobs.

Day in, day out, sitting at a workbench..

Making fucking knobs…

You’d have to kill yourself, right?

If that was your life?

(or maybe you just really like making knobs)

Or maybe you came from a third world country and you’re just happy to have clean water,..

Knobs..

8 hours a day…

Knobs….

And these fuckers are proud of their knobs!

20$…30$ per knob..

(the fuck are those knobs made out of?)

Bone?

Ivory?

Muh fuckin palladium?

Your life is knobs.. and now..you a knob too 😢😢

Sometimes I see signs, being stuck behind a vehicle whose license plate matches my three initials.

Thinking of a song and having it show up on shuffle.

Letting out a fart that has no smell at all.

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