It’s weird to be me
(no shit)
I mean particularly at work..
We have these vendors and distributors, and we do a level of business that warrants courting.
Sucking up.
Ass kissing.
Attempts at “buddy buddy” vibes.
But I’m dead inside.
I’m completely detached from this game you’re playing, 8 hours a day.
Logic dominates my reality for 8 hours a day..
So ,, I have these guys and gals, coming around, bringing cupcakes.. scheduling meetings to “chat”.
And I’m like Hannibal Lecter…just sitting there.
“your prices are too high…. cupcakes won’t change that”
Or.
“Your infrastructure is lacking and I can tell”
Little Coyotes, smelling green…
Green equals blood, blood equals money, and they want you so bad…
But me?
I don’t give a shit about any of this.
So if I’ll tell you to “try harder”, imagine how I’d deal with a shady businessman..
I know them well.
I came up with preachers, speaking in tongues,shit like that.
I..
Can pluck your eyeball out.
From across this table.
I am completely immune to your tricks..
But I’ll let you dance,just for the entertainment of it..
You’re so cute.
Look at you try!
😂😂😂
Look at you…
I’m miles above you and I see every part of your tactic..
And you’re a bitch.
So stop wasting my time.
Little bitch 👍
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That’s pretty dope that Geddy Lee just put out a Minimoog..
That’s pretty sick..
Respect, when you’re enough of a legend to involve yourself with the tech..
Hendrix was taking his guitar pedals apart to make his own shit..
Adding resistors, crossing wires…
Mine costume much, but I would totally do that if I could