If you wanted to burn down your house for homeowners insurance,here’s how you’d do it.
First,start smoking cigarettes. For the next two weeks,flick cigarette butts out into your yard.
Each day,go out into your yard and collect a little dead grass,hay,twigs, then stuff them into a tight corner of soffit,over hang.
On the final day,place a lit cigarette into the pile of debris.
It will catch fire ,an arson investigator will determine that a bird was building a nest In that particular spot of your home,picked up a cigarette and ignited the nest.
Done.
What could I possibly do with this brain? What good could I contribute if these are the things I think about?
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