This redneck kid drove by me as I was walking into the grocery store, some lifted truck, souped up monster.
He gassed his loud ass engine, like those little bitches do, it hurt my ears and I’m very sensitive on the ear holes.
He did it on purpose.
He saw me walking and he wanted to announce his low IQ presence.
I did something I normally never do, I stared right at him and lifted my middle finger.
Stopped my walking, gave him the casual
“Go fuck yourself”
The little fuck slung his whip into the nearest parking space and hopped out of mom and dad’s money.
“Sounds good don’t it?”
This little fella, maybe 5 foot 5, cowboy boots, shouting at me from across a parking lot,,,
I had to retort.
“Sounds like you got a little dick”
Didn’t flinch, posture remained straight, deadeye on you, dead stare, didn’t turn away and retreat.
You hurt my eardrums you little fuck, you disgrace of a human being, your peacock feathers whipped me in the face as you rolled by with your insecurity wagon, your gas guzzling Lego truck..
He stared back for a blink…
Then he climbed back up into his ride, I thought about offering a stepping stool, he climbed in and drove away, blasting his engine…
You fucks are out of control.
I am out of control.
Perhaps we get what we deserve..
Just a kid though, just a kid with garbage pail parents, no respect I tell ya
dawn 