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Does it count?

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I drank half a bottle of NyQuil this weekend, kinda had the flu. I don’t think it counts. I did get a bit fucked up but mostly just slept.

Meh.. fuck you, it doesn’t count.

Or maybe abstaining from alcohol has compromised my immune system.

(he never has a second cup of coffee at home)

Seriously though, don’t stop drinking.. you’ll get the flu 🤧

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