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A talk show, Like Dr. Phil, but every 10 minutes the show stops, and all the people on stage are allowed to punch one other person on stage.

One time,

Right In the jaw,

Punch as hard as you can.

All the arguments that people are having, everything stops, and everyone punches each other,,

You have to take the punch, then the conversation resumes.

Daytime television, completely radicalized by violence.

Shit fuck,,, that’s Jerry Springer.

I swear there are no original thoughts to be had,,,

That’s disappointing,

Maybe you have to be skilled enough to find original thought…

I liked the idea though,,,(sad face)

Alright then, maybe news interviews, public people with public opinions, sitting down to talk….

Halfway through the interview, the person speaking has to get punched in the face.

(Flop)

Yeah,, this one was a flop.

I’m so very sorry..

(Try again)

Alright……

President Biden wants to prove that he’s still virile to his voting base…

So he gets on the internet , and he live streams a thorough inspection of his penis , he lets it be known that he ate a Viagra, so this erect penis is the best he’s got.

And the camera gets super close up on his old dick, and we, as a people, finally get to know what our representatives are working with , whether or not they clean their dick well, whether or not it has spots or skin discolorations.

We get to see those old veins, that grey pubic hair,,

No more lies…no more deception.

Show

Us

Your

Penis….

That might beat Donald Trump…

Annnnnd scene

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(Alright, this one was a little better,,,,

Still Stupid as fuck….

Did you have fun doing it?)

I did.

(Fuck it, call it a win)

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