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Electric fence

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I’ll chew your head up like a praying mantis. First I’ll spit on your, and naturally it will start to dissolve your flesh,but I don’t want you dead yet. Then I’ll make you do my taxes,then I’ll make you set the intonation on my neck through bass, then I’ll make you cut my grass with a pair of scissors, then I’ll gather up your children and we’ll stand around and laugh at you, then I’ll make you serve lunch at the high school you went to, then I’ll make you snort crushed glass, then I’ll make you recreate the top 5 pop songs of the day, then I’ll make you feed my cat, then I’ll make you rewrite the Bible but make it funny, then I’ll make you collect all the garbage pail kids cards, then I’ll make you cook a pizza out of ingredients you grew for me, then I’ll make you piss on an electric fence.

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$author =

noveltycrusade

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