I could probably do prison,if they let me have a cat.
And a PlayStation.
And a guitar.
And an iPad.
And internet access.
(you just described your current life 🧬)
Except work.
What’s that Rick and Morty joke?
“it sounds like slavery with extra steps”
A funny bit.
I’m just bitching, work is good.
I love hearing about my coworker’s weekends.
It’s like..my favorite thing.
In the world 🌎.
It might actually be the future of warfare…
We capture POWs.
We put them in a room..
Then we unleash Southerners.
To talk to them.
Endlessly….
(Geneva convention)
Yeah… That would never fly.
Schindler’s List would be a very different movie, if that’s how we tortured our enemies…
Bleh…I just visualized it…
Makes me nauseous 🤮.
Speech.
Tongue.
How you put words together and the flavor in which you bind them..
Flay
Bobby Flay.
Flay-vor-flayve
Flavor.
Spices other than salt.
You basic bitch you.
I’m talking pep.
Zest.
Muh fuckin paprika.
(they hate us cause they anus?)
I don’t think that’s how that phrase goes…
Working in restaurants, I realized…
Nobody cares if your eyes are bloodshot, If you’re smoking that weed..
Nobody cares.
They can’t fire you because they would have to fire everybody.
Life lessons…
Tony Robbins ain’t got s*** on me.
dawn 