I just keep getting erections at work, nothing you can really do about it, it’s not like I’m walking around looking in people’s windows.
The world would probably be better off if we could figure out a way to castrate Psychopaths, but then I’d really have no friend group..
Frowny face 😒.
While we’re at it…
Only heterosexual men are allowed to decorate houses or be involved with interior design.
Only women are allowed to design vehicles.
Only children are allowed to design clothes.
Only autistic people are allowed to compete in combat sports.
Fuck it, all sports in general,
All dialogue in movies have to be executed in sign language, without subtitles.
Only Cajuns are allowed to cook.
No groups of humans are allowed to be over 5 People, 5 people max, only 20 people are allowed to use the internet at once, Country music is outlawed (obviously), toenail clippings become the new currency,every homeowner is required to fart in balloons and string them up outside their homes.
Sometimes I think about masturbating in funny places, like climbing into a dumpster behind a subway, sliding the little metal door closed…
When the poor 9 dollar an hour goes to take the trash out
Bam!
Or getting a job at a burger king, and just standing behind the fry pit , having your head covered and just beating meat for all the customers in line..
It’s kinda funny.
Super fucked up but a little funny 🤣.
Then the thought passes and it’s back to the same ole shit.
dawn 