Try asking Google voice how many blood thinners you would have to take to kill yourself…
Google gets real defensive, real fast.
Your phone starts talking to you, reading off the number to the suicide hotline.
All of these texts start filling your screen
“THERE IS HELP”
Hey Google, calm the fuck down, I was just curious.
Can’t I ask you a question?
Isn’t that what you’re here for?
If I took a bunch of blood thinners and then my cat scratched me, would I bleed out?
dawn 